My friend Duke and I went on a walk along the beach so we could chase those annoying birds we ALWAYS see.  We were so tired afterwards all we could do was just sit down pant as we waited for some table scraps from fellow restaurant patrons.  One of those birds we were chasing tried pooping on me as we were resting!

My friend Duke and I went on a walk along the beach so we could chase those annoying birds we ALWAYS see.  We were so tired afterwards all we could do was just sit down pant as we waited for some table scraps from fellow restaurant patrons.  One of those birds we were chasing tried pooping on me as we were resting!